All right, good joke, guys. God’s Not Dead 2 and Meet the Blacks. You got me. So what’s really getting released today?
Wait, you’re serious? Those are actually opening today? I really have to write about this?
So in case you didn’t believe them the first time, rest assured, God is really not dead. Apparently …
I can’t do this.
A sequel whose very existence serves to prove its predecessor did a bad job living up to its title? A parody of The Purge? I got nothing. And no way am I spending any more energy on why Batman v Superman is bad and you should feel bad for liking it.
You know what I’m watching? TV. Lots and lots of TV. Starting right now.