No. This isn’t fair. We had the first day of spring. We were done. So I didn’t bother to check the weather before I left for work this morning. Why should I?
Because it was 52 degrees this morning and we’re getting down into the 40s tonight and somebody somewhere owes me an explanation.
Oh, sure, mock the Florida boy complaining about above freezing temperatures. But I’m just thinking of all those poor spring breakers who came down here expecting a reprieve from the chilly north. And this is what nature gives them. I want those kids to have a good time, and they may have to wear sweatshirts tomorrow.
It didn’t even have the decency to rain in front of this cold snap. If you’re going to make me turn on the heat, the least you could have done was wash away this damn pollen in the bargain.
I’m going to get under three or four covers and hibernate until this is over. It’s the only thing that makes sense.