Do your fake time traveling tonight so you can barbecue for an extra hour for a few months. Throw our internal clocks into chaos so it’ll be slightly less dark when you get home from work. Tell yourself the same number of hours of daylight, just starting and ending at different times, will somehow make you use less electricity, even though it won’t.
Drag me kicking and screaming along with you while you’re at it. At least most of my clock adjust automatically so I’ll only be slightly inconvenienced by this whole fiasco.
Can we fall back yet?