Indiana Jones and the Folder of Spam


From time to time I like to take a moment to salute those persistent wordsmiths who somehow think my little blog brings in enough traffic to merit flooding it with spam.  But one of them has really outdone themselves today.  Oh, there might be two different names, but something tells me shellygfm and shellynyo know each other really well.

The first shelly saw fit to gift me with a list of movies that begin with the letter W:

Whole Nine Yards, The Wild Bunch, The Wicker Man, The (1973) Wicker Man, The (2006) Wicker Park Wild at Heart Wild Hogs Wild One, The Willow Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Windtalkers Wings of Desire Winnie the Pooh (film) Winter’s Bone Wishmaster Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies Witches of Eastwick, The Withnail and I Without a Paddle Witness The Wizard of Oz Wolf Man, The Woman of the Year Wonder Boys Working Girl World Is Not Enough, The World’s Fastest Indian, The Wreck-It Ralph Wrestler, The Wristcutters: A Love Story Written on the Wind Wrong Turn Wyatt Earp

Very thorough of her to include both versions of The Wicker Man, although it does make her omission of Wa through We a little baffling.  No love for The War of the Roses?  Or The Way We Were?  That’s almost all W.  And I have to admit, I really want to see The Wreck-It Ralph Wrestler.  I’m amazed Disney got the sequel out so quickly.

Next, some helpful information:

If there are more Sticky food debris in the ceiling, it indicates the coming year will be more comfortable.

I’m not really sure how comfortable I could be knowing there’s sticky food debris clinging to my ceiling.  And does an accurate indication require the debris to be naturally occurring or can it be placed deliberately?  I’m afraid this raises more questions than it answers.  Now I’m decidedly uncomfortable.

The blackening will remain in the recessed areas.

And that’s certainly not helping matters.

“I’d love to work with children.  The zoo is getting bigger and better every day.”

Now I’m concerned I should be alerting the authorities or something.

I had a wonderful lunch with Tomas, Uyen and Ryan

Accomplices, clearly.  This isn’t going at all like I thought.  Let’s see if shelly #2 can right the ship here.

How to Take Out a Nose Ring With a Ball

Oh dear.

Robot #2 : Correct!
Robot #1 : The flower would also have been acceptable.
Fry: Man, we look stupid.

Quoting Futurama?  Okay, you have my attention.

You could tell by the knives (it’s not murder if you do it for a god).

Aaand now we’re back to the uncomfortable and the authorities and this whole thing has been a bad idea.  Oh E.Perez, can you rescue me?

Amaze, wonderful web site design!  Precisely how prolonged have you been running a blog pertaining to?  You’re making blogging glimpse uncomplicated.  The complete appear of your internet site is very useful, let alone the information materials!

Ahh, all is right with the world again.

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