Tom Cruise clung desperately to my keyboard as I typed this.
Yes, there are elves, even though I don’t call them elves. But they’re elves.
AND WHO READS THESE ANYWAY?!?
All I wanted was Sharpies, dammit.
Don’t stop believing Tony doesn’t die.
And when everyone’s a hero, no one will be.
The ride had to end sometime.
Now where am I going to find my Viagra?
There are many copies. And they have a plan. Just not a very good one.
Only one typewriter though.